- if your house is a pigsty
- if your floors are sticky
- if you look like you haven’t slept in a week
- if your clothes have unidentifiable stains on them
- if there’s a potty accident
- if you tread on and crush Cheerios
- if there is laundry on the floor in the middle of the living room
- if your kids spill their milk
- if the cupboards are bare
- if you have the Wonderpets as your ring tone
- if you call and ask for help/advice or just to vent
- if a sleepover doesn’t work out
- if you have dried spit-up in your hair
- if your kids fight
- if your kids need a change of clothes
- if you need a favor
- if you scoot out of a drop-off party for some alone time or to do your grocery shopping alone
- if you’d rather go to bed than go out for a drink
Hooray for other Moms!


Gavin Buckley
/ June 3, 2012I’ve found they are quite judgmental if your 2 year old child is naked from the waist down and throwing salami at them though.
Great list!
samanthamcgarry
/ June 3, 2012Sounds like a great new Olympic sport ….
Meredith Wolff
/ June 3, 2012I think you have experienced every one of those at my house!!!!
samanthamcgarry
/ June 3, 2012Hooray for you!