I’m sure you’ll agree that this is not what you want to hear on an already-nutty school day morning. Yet, it happens with shocking regularity when, for some reason, yours truly hasn’t kept laundry-doing apace with children’s general daily dirtiness. Oy.
The answer they usually get from me is: “You’ll have to fish yesterday’s out of the hamper and turn them inside out.” Gross though it may be, it’s either that or free-breezing as there’s certainly not enough time on a week day to get a laundry cycle done before it’s time to take the little darlings to school.
This morning, a conversation with my 7 year-old revealed part of the problem.
“Mama, this is my last pair of socks,” she pointed out while getting dressed.
“Well then, what does that mean?” I inquired, hoping the she’d realize the obvious.
“It means that there must be clean, folded clothes downstairs that need bringing upstairs.“
Ah, there’s the problem.
My children believe that somehow the dirty laundry that they deposit into the hamper upstairs magically transports itself downstairs, into the washing machine and drier, and is then neatly folded by the laundry fairies.
Today this changes. Today, starts the beginning of a new chapter in the Annals of My Children’s Laundry. Henceforth, the onus is on them to do the following:
- Pay attention to when they are running low on key clothing items. Low is the keyword here. This is surprisingly challenging for them.
- Bring the laundry hamper downstairs. Bonus points for no eye rolling or dramatic sighing. Or fighting over who does it.
- Put dirty clothes into washing machine. Bonus points for actually adding detergent and switching it on (which I taught them today.)
If items 1-3 are performed dutifully, regularly and with the appropriate attitude, then there’s a strong chance that I may actually see the laundry through the conclusion, even folding their dry, clean clothes for them. (Because, ssshhhh, I secretly enjoy doing the laundry but don’t tell the little people.)
However, if items 1-3 are not performed, then it’ll be back to fishing yesterday’s smelly socks or skivvies out of the hamper.