(This post originally ran on Huffington Post Parents)
The days of bottles, potty training, snotty noses and sippy cups are far behind me. I now have two kids in elementary school and, like so many parents of similar-aged kids, find myself pondering about how much my life has altered as I cruise around the grocery store at 9 p.m. on a Saturday evening. One on the one hand, my kids are more independent: they can read, they can write, they can tie their shoelaces (well, almost) and I’ve even been paying them to sort, fold and put away their laundry! But on the other hand, the sheer volume of school/PTO requests, homework and social activities threaten to overwhelm and quite frankly, erode any chance of quality me-time (other than grocery shopping late at night). Does any of this sound familiar?
Here are many ways to know when you, too, are the parent of elementary school kids:
- You find out about a school project/permission slip/photo day at 8 a.m. the day they are due.
- Play dates and parties are drop off… and you are thrilled.
- You proudly wear rainbow loom bracelets (while muttering under your breath about the chaos of rubber bands littering your house).
- Math homework makes you quake with fear.
- You manage to squeeze your lower half into those tiny seats during parent-teacher conferences.
- The days of the week take on new meaning: Monday is “you have PE, don’t forget your sneakers day!”, Thursday is “return library book day”, Friday is “pizza day!”
- You are scared to put your hand inside their backpacks.
- Your second job is peddling wrapping paper, raffle tickets and other fundraisers (and your friends and family deftly avoid you).
- Ninety percent of the morning mayhem in your house is created in the last 10 minutes before school drop off.
- Your iPad/laptop is no longer your own.
- You have to explain why Miley Cyrus is really not that cool.
- You are adept at stealthily throwing away the latest ‘art project’ in the trash can outside, making sure to hide it underneath other stuff.
- You find yourself singing along to Kidz Bop (even when there are no kids around…).
- Gloves and hats and socks get lost with uncanny frequency.
- Your toddler knows to yell “BUS” as it approaches the end of your driveway.
- Your weekends are a complex logistical challenge — full of parties, play dates, sports and errands.
- You are not beneath drying papier maché volcanoes in the microwave.
- You know that the day when you’ll have to explain the birds and the bees is inching closer and it terrifies you.
Posted by samanthamcgarry on December 1, 2013
There’s nothing like a rainy Saturday for blogging. Especially when I am home alone with the kids all day. On days like this, I am usually challenged with figuring out what I am going to do to keep the little people occupied and entertained, rather than in front of the TV or computer. Sometime, if I am suitably motivated, I’ll research something going on locally or a museum trip and off we’ll go on an adventure. (However this requires a certain amount of energy and spontaneity that, in truth, I don’t always have on tap.)
Today is one of those days and I was fearful that we’d end up annoying each other with cries of “I’m bored” and bickering. However, much to my pleasure, the kids have been happily playing free-form imaginary games like “pretend I’m a Ninja and you’re a dinosaur and we’re stuck in a boat and there’s an evil witch on a sparkly rocket ship coming to get us ” or “pretend you’re Katy Perry and I’m Luke Skywalker and we’re on Tatouin and there’s a bunch of dwarf monsters after us but we have light sabers and the force is with us….”
And it struck me just how good I have it, especially at the ages that G & T are right now (7 & 5, respectively.) For this, I must remember to be eternally grateful. (I must also remember to revisit this post when the kids are in the throws of puberty and we all hate each other.) Like many others, I often find myself complaining, dishing out sarcasm or being wistful for life before kids but right now, I am the luckiest Mom on this planet and here’s why:
- I am grateful that G & T will happily play without me having to create/manage the game (or even participate, though I do of course from time to time.) They can occupy themselves for good chunks of time, either independently or playing together. Legos, puzzles, reading, board games, Pokemon, fort-building, dress-up, light saber fights, or torturing the cat. Long enough for me to take a shower or write a blog post without worrying about them killing each other, raiding the snack cupboard or getting up to other hi-jinx. If the result is a completely messed-up playroom with toys and legos distributed everywhere, then so be it – that’s a price for which I am also grateful!
- I am grateful that they are living in an society that is, for the most part, accepting of a broad spectrum of lifestyles and love choices. They do not question and are growing up without bias and prejudice.
- I am grateful that, in spite of the shocking cost of being a working parent, we can still provide well for them – but at the same time teach them that money doesn’t grow on trees; it must be earned and spent wisely. And that being charitable is just part of who we are.
- I am grateful that both my kids are learning to be open-minded (we have good days and bad days!) and that they are sociable, outgoing creatures who make friends and laugh easily.
- I am grateful, despite the fact that G won’t eat eggs and T won’t eat anything spherical-shaped or with a sauce, that they have good appetites, eat their vegetables, drink their milk and even enjoy fish.
- I am grateful that they are learning to be resourceful and self-reliant (which means they can not only do more for themselves but can also do more things for me!)
- I am grateful that they see their father as a man that contributes equally to the job of parenting and their mother as someone who follows a career.
- I am grateful that they know and love their extended family, despite that fact that we all live far apart. I am also grateful for the technology that lets us all be closer.
- I am grateful that, thanks to parenthood, I have met other parents and founded many wonderful friendships.
- I am grateful for their good health and active minds.
Posted by samanthamcgarry on June 2, 2012