Readers: if any of the scenes below appear familiar, I have some news for you. You might want to sit down. Sitting? OK, well here’s the thing. From the looks of the evidence, your home has a serious infestation. Little people have moved in and they are tearing apart every room in your previously neat and organized home.
Some may try to fight it. But the harsh reality is that this is an epidemic and largely incurable. Attempts at tidying, sanitizing and organizing may temporarily solve the situation but for no longer than approximately 30 minutes – at best. Before the little buggers attack again.
My advice? Don’t fight it. Go with the flow. Take a deep breath and hold it till ….. they leave for college.