Why are they always liberally distributed around my house?
Why are they never in pairs?
What are they always damp and stinky?
Why do they never make it into the laundry hamper?
Why do their toes eventually always poke through?
Why are there never any clean, matching ones when you need them?
Why do they have to match, anyway?
WHY CAN’T I CONTROL THE SOCKS?????