Farewell shingles, you were a bitch.
The pain was the worst; now I’m left with an itch.
A phantom itch, that’s more like a tingle
A buzzing sensation. Damn you, shingle.
You stole a week. You ravaged my skin.
You attacked me with electrocuted pins.
But, no matter, how I feel
Thank the heavens for Ally McBeal.